Picture it…. Milwaukee, April 6th, 2013.

I have no photos.

I was in a garage/studio and within two minutes, I had in my hot (well, cold really) little hands a bottle of Great Lakes Distilleries, Kinnickinnic Whiskey.  SHIT-YOU-NOT!

Please note (I almost wrote/wrong that “knote”) that I’m under the influence of my second Long Island Iced Tea which I have been craving, and purchased a bottle of Death’s Door Vodka, to make…

William Zuback.  Commit that name to memory.

Have you done that yet?  The memory part, because mine it getting shady right now.  I blame the: vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec….

Like clowns, dolls are freaking (I didn’t use ‘fuckin’ because Mom reads this blog and she doesn’t like that word) scary has HELL!  That would be in the context of me believing in “Hell” – which I don’t… construct of the Catholic church and all of that.

Damn Alcohol.  Wait.  Thank you, Alcohol!

*takes a deep breath*.  Have you read James Joyces’ “Ulysses“?  No?  Well – his stream of consciousness writing is more confusing than mine.  You’re welcome.

If you’ve been following along for the last few months, I try to write my posts ahead of time… in this case – the night before.  When I’ve been drinking.

Hilarity ensues.

Ever drink a Long Island Iced Tea?  Know how to make one?  Let me tell you.  1 part each: vodka, gin, tequila, rum and triple sex, sec… yeah – that’s what i meant… triple sec.  1.5 parts sweet ‘n sour mix.  All over ice. Slap on a shaker.  Give a good hard shake and give it some head…. “foam”.  That’s right.  Then top off with Coca-Cola… or “cola”.  Whatever. You’re welcome.  Dammit…. they are good.

Now.  Starving Artists.  BUY their artwork.  If you like it, and you have the cash – BUY IT. These people are doing what the love and they need YOUR love.

*looks around*  Hmm…  I’m going to be dissatisfied with this in the morning.

So, today I had a great shoot with William Zuback and you should buy his artwork – even if it’s NOT of me – because the man LOVES what he’s doing.  Then, when you’re done buying art to hang on your walls – go make a Long Island Iced Tea.   Enjoy it.

THEN, tell Jim Koepnick that he’s awesome and totally needs to take me along as a 2nd for his aviation photo shoots because… I asked him while under the influence of a mean Long Island Iced Tea… one that Mr. Muse* accused me first, of drugging him, and second, of getting him drunk. (He was thrilled that he got me wet from a thousand miles away… I “squeed”.)

Since no drugs where involved, all the thanks goes to Alcohol.

Thanks, Alcohol.

*Mr. Muse has proof-read, and approved, under the influence of alcohol, this post.