What would you do if Martha Stewart came to your home to teach you to cook?
Seriously, I heard that question as an intro to a Martha Stewart show on Thursday night on PBS. I literally said out loud, “I’d feel horribly inadequate.” I was sitting there crocheting away and could only think that Martha would be judging me and my flat-sheet-cum-living-room curtains. Hey! The design shows do it!
Sorry Martha. I realize you are the MAVEN of all things Domestic, but… you seem too close to my Mother in Law in your stance on what is right and what is wrong. The afghan-covered furnishings would garner pursed-lipped disdain, while the peeling laminate of the counters in the kitchen would incur the wrath of Poseidon. I’m sorry… we are remodeling one room at a time and haven’t gotten to the kitchen yet!
Not to mention my mismatched array of cooking gear… I shudder at the thought of the offense of lack of top of the line pots and pans. And Martha… please don’t even head out to my barn to see my chickens…
How about you, Dear Readers?
Musings of the Amusing Muse 
I’d ask about prison and go from there. Martha probably gets asked about cooking all the time … Why not ask deeper, more personal questions?!? 😉
You know – I’m all for that. I bet she’s very interesting.
I just got a chill thinking about that knock at the door. My motto is “people who put their laundry detergent in a glass container, only to label it laundry detergent are NEVER allowed in the door.” Yikes!
LMFAO I have glass jars with chalkboard paint on them… labeled 😛 But, my laundry detergent are in the bottles in which I purchased them. I have to draw a line somewhere.
Hahahaha!