Vandals! Vandals, I say!
Lousy, little SOB(s)!! Show a little fucking Christmas spirit!
Let me take a deep breath. Okay, there. That’s better.
They’ve struck again. The vandals have now cut a 10′ section out of the Christmas lights and then had the audacity to cut up what they DID cut out and leave it lying on the ground. What kind of Grinch does someone have to be to cut up Christmas lights?
This time I’ve called the Sheriff and have filed a report. The Sheriff has their suspicion of who the perpetrator(s) is/are, but until there is hard proof, nothing more can be done. So, the lights will get repaired and we’ll get them working again.
We’ll have a special little surprise waiting soon for the vandals… Time to keep the fingers crossed.