Fancy Coffee Friday: Toes in the water, Ass in the sand.

February 13, 2015

Greetings!

Mr. Muse and I have once again taken leave of Wisconsin and headed to…. The Caribbean! We embarked yesterday aboard the Celebrity Constellation with the fine people of, and for, Bare Necessities for the 2015 Big Nude Boat.

Today’s stop? CocoCay, Bahamas.

Thanks Google Maps, The Snipping Tool and Paint!

Just what do I do on these cruises? I model, assist the photographer, teach Modeling 101, am “the clothing police” and…. beach time, baby…. LOTS of beach time.

Not my photo (thanks WIkipedia!) - mine would have had more beach, more sand, more water, been plastic and had a daiquiri or pina colada in it. Or a rum punch. — Not my photo (thanks WIkipedia!) – mine would have had more beach, more sand, more water, been plastic and had a daiquiri or pina colada in it. Or a rum punch.

I probably won’t have a beer in my hand… it’s a little difficult to find gluten-free beer in the Caribbean, but I will have a rum drink. Oooh, another cocktail umbrella! With enough of them, I can protect my forehead from the sun.

I promised Mom that I’d take photos, probably not of the nude people – I don’t need photos of that anyway as it’s indelibly marked on my brain forever. But photos of exotic locations? Beaches? Cedric the Roaming Gnome and Charlie the Chupacabra? Of course! I might even have one taken of Mr. Muse and me – if we remember.

So, while I’m enjoying the sun, surf and sand in the Caribbean, please enjoy this “on hold” music.

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7 responses to “Fancy Coffee Friday: Toes in the water, Ass in the sand.”

Peter Wells aka Countingducks

February 13, 2015

Have a brilliant time. Regardless of the clothing customs of any meeting, the Caribbean is a lovely place to go, and I’m sure you’ll have a blast. All this talk of beer is making me thirsty. 🙂

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1. musingsoftheamusingmuse
  
  February 21, 2015
  
  Sadly, there was not a gluten-free beer to be had on board. So, I stuck to wine mostly.
  
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sassycoupleok

February 13, 2015

Enjoy my friend, nothing compares to getting rum dumb while playing in the sea, salt, sand and sun! In your case you may want to resort to the shade 😉

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1. musingsoftheamusingmuse
  
  February 21, 2015
  
  lol I was working a lot, so stuck to adult beverages mostly in the evening only. 😉
  
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John

February 13, 2015

Enjoy!

Though I’m curious what it means to be the clothing police.

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1. musingsoftheamusingmuse
  
  February 21, 2015
  
  lol there are certain areas of the ship where passengers have to be clothed, like the main dining room. So, general staff have to make sure passengers follow the rules of the captain.
  
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