Mr. Muse and I have once again taken leave of Wisconsin and headed to…. The Caribbean! We embarked yesterday aboard the Celebrity Constellation with the fine people of, and for, Bare Necessities for the 2015 Big Nude Boat.
Today’s stop? CocoCay, Bahamas.
Just what do I do on these cruises? I model, assist the photographer, teach Modeling 101, am “the clothing police” and…. beach time, baby…. LOTS of beach time.
I probably won’t have a beer in my hand… it’s a little difficult to find gluten-free beer in the Caribbean, but I will have a rum drink. Oooh, another cocktail umbrella! With enough of them, I can protect my forehead from the sun.
I promised Mom that I’d take photos, probably not of the nude people – I don’t need photos of that anyway as it’s indelibly marked on my brain forever. But photos of exotic locations? Beaches? Cedric the Roaming Gnome and Charlie the Chupacabra? Of course! I might even have one taken of Mr. Muse and me – if we remember.
So, while I’m enjoying the sun, surf and sand in the Caribbean, please enjoy this “on hold” music.