Fancy Coffee Friday: Toes in the water, Ass in the sand.

Greetings!

Mr. Muse and I have once again taken leave of Wisconsin and headed to…. The Caribbean!  We embarked yesterday aboard the Celebrity Constellation with the fine people of, and for, Bare Necessities for the 2015 Big Nude Boat.

Today’s stop?  CocoCay, Bahamas.

Thanks Google Maps, The Snipping Tool and Paint!

Thanks Google Maps, The Snipping Tool and Paint!

Just what do I do on these cruises?  I model, assist the photographer, teach Modeling 101, am “the clothing police” and…. beach time, baby…. LOTS of beach time.

Not my photo (thanks WIkipedia!) - mine would have had more beach, more sand, more water, been plastic and had a daiquiri or pina colada in it.  Or a rum punch.

Not my photo (thanks WIkipedia!) – mine would have had more beach, more sand, more water, been plastic and had a daiquiri or pina colada in it. Or a rum punch.

I probably won’t have a beer in my hand… it’s a little difficult to find gluten-free beer in the Caribbean, but I will have a rum drink.  Oooh, another cocktail umbrella!  With enough of them, I can protect my forehead from the sun.

I promised Mom that I’d take photos, probably not of the nude people – I don’t need photos of that anyway as it’s indelibly marked on my brain forever.  But photos of exotic locations?  Beaches?  Cedric the Roaming Gnome and Charlie the Chupacabra?  Of course!  I might even have one taken of Mr. Muse and me – if we remember.

My Mom cracks me up!

My Mom cracks me up!

So, while I’m enjoying the sun, surf and sand in the Caribbean, please enjoy this “on hold” music.

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About The Amusing Muse

Deep thinker whose mind operates at warped speed. Philosopher pondering the big (and little) things in life. Storyteller. Office Ninja. Model. Teller of bad jokes. User of big words.
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7 Responses to Fancy Coffee Friday: Toes in the water, Ass in the sand.

  1. Have a brilliant time. Regardless of the clothing customs of any meeting, the Caribbean is a lovely place to go, and I’m sure you’ll have a blast. All this talk of beer is making me thirsty. 🙂

  2. sassycoupleok says:

    Enjoy my friend, nothing compares to getting rum dumb while playing in the sea, salt, sand and sun! In your case you may want to resort to the shade 😉

  3. John says:

    Enjoy!

    Though I’m curious what it means to be the clothing police.

  4. Pingback: The Monday After: “That is one ANGRY butt cheek.” | musingsoftheamusingmuse

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