I have more in common with a dummy than another human…

What?!  Glad you asked.  Yes… It took a comedy central special with Jeff Dunham at Christmas time for me to realize that I have more in common with Peanut the dummy than I do with any other human I’ve met (except maybe my cousin, P).  That’s the caveat to my statement.

You see, Peanut, the Woozle, is a bit on the hyperactive side and then crashes.  Me too.

Peanut, can talk a blue streak, to the point of hyperventilating…. and then crashes.  Me too.

Peanut, is sarcastic and funny, but you know he only teases because he loves.  Me too.

Peanut’s skin is purple.  Mine too.  No, seriously… anyone who has spent time around me and has at any point actually touched my hands (or feet), usually looks up in horror and utters, “Oh my GOD!  You’re FROZEN!…. and your hands are purple (or blue)!”

Differences between myself and Peanut do exist.

For instance… I’m either barefoot, stocking-footed or wearing both shoes/boots.    Peanut wears one shoe.

While my hair does have a mind of its own and likes to stand up on end, I have a long mane of it, not a small tuft on the top of my head.

I wear clothing (usually)….

My back is not hairy.

Strange how alike I am to a dummy…

About The Amusing Muse

Deep thinker whose mind operates at warped speed. Philosopher pondering the big (and little) things in life. Storyteller. Office Ninja. Model. Teller of bad jokes. User of big words.
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6 Responses to I have more in common with a dummy than another human…

  1. I’d personally love to see Peanut and Oscar The Grouch have a smackdown. My money’s on the green guy.

    • LOL Mark, I think if it were only a battle of physical strength (yes… I know we’re talking about muppets/puppets/dummies), that it’d be a draw. I think the victory would go to Peanut. Why? You KNOW that Peanut wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut, and I’ve SEEN Oscar the Grouch get exaspirated quite easily. Hands down… Peanut would drive Oscar out of the cage (or garbage can) and reign victorious!

  2. LOL! You sound more like a briliant blogger to me!

  3. Congratulations I just nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award…
    Details are below:
    http://darkestangelica.wordpress.com/2012/01/18/versatile-blogger-award/ 🙂

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