What?! Glad you asked. Yes… It took a comedy central special with Jeff Dunham at Christmas time for me to realize that I have more in common with Peanut the dummy than I do with any other human I’ve met (except maybe my cousin, P). That’s the caveat to my statement.
You see, Peanut, the Woozle, is a bit on the hyperactive side and then crashes. Me too.
Peanut, can talk a blue streak, to the point of hyperventilating…. and then crashes. Me too.
Peanut, is sarcastic and funny, but you know he only teases because he loves. Me too.
Peanut’s skin is purple. Mine too. No, seriously… anyone who has spent time around me and has at any point actually touched my hands (or feet), usually looks up in horror and utters, “Oh my GOD! You’re FROZEN!…. and your hands are purple (or blue)!”
Differences between myself and Peanut do exist.
For instance… I’m either barefoot, stocking-footed or wearing both shoes/boots. Peanut wears one shoe.
While my hair does have a mind of its own and likes to stand up on end, I have a long mane of it, not a small tuft on the top of my head.
I wear clothing (usually)….
My back is not hairy.
Strange how alike I am to a dummy…