I have some kick ass friends, y’all. They lend me books. They buy my lunch (even if they are Husband #2… I still don’t expect my lunch to be bought). They send me emails with links from YouTube with messages saying that they know I know everything already, but in case I didn’t…. I need to watch this video by zefrank1:
Hilarious AND educational!
I apologize that all plans you had to accomplish anything this morning are now postponed due to hilarious educational videos.
No, I’m really not that sorry (posting this video on the Book of Faces caused a friend to spit beer on their computer monitor… and for that I’m not sorry.)
Musings of the Amusing Muse 
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! I need to inspect my cucumber and make sure it is not breathing through its anus.
AHHH HA HA HA! OMG! I have a cucumber in my fridge, too!!! I need to go check mine!
Relief! It was your typical run of the mill organic cucumber. Phew! Too think I almost had an anus in my salad.