Because spammers think I’m hot!

I’ve been under the weather with a cold (thanks to DH) and well, that’s why I didn’t get a post in yesterday.  But, today I was greeted with the following spam message here:

Wanting to meet someone that is clean and discreet that would like to have an ongoing thing where we can meet up and pound one out or play a little more. the reason im still single is because i so picky, i think i am a very nice looking man and thats what i am looking for a very nice looking women.

Wow!  THANKS!  I know you wouldn’t have sent that if you didn’t think I was hot.  Thank you for your interest in “me” (how many other people got this?), but I’m married.  I’m glad you’re picky, you should be, and I am, too.

Now, the parts of your message that I didn’t include… I’ll skip to the part about wanting to be taken on an all-inclusive vacation in Vegas?  Yeah… not happening.  I ain’t yo Sugah Momma, but thank you for writing!

About The Amusing Muse

Deep thinker whose mind operates at warped speed. Philosopher pondering the big (and little) things in life. Storyteller. Office Ninja. Model. Teller of bad jokes. User of big words.
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