Hey kids! Want to become a blogger? It’s easy! Just do the following:

1. Roll your eyes when blogger friend suggests you start a blog.
2. Start blog.
3. Write first post. Make sure it’s short and stupid because you’re certain no one will ever read it.
4. Get two followers. Ego instantly inflates while at the same time you’re baffled someone willingly wants to read your writing.
5. Write second post and this time make it way too long but still very stupid.
6. No new followers. Tell yourself you don’t care. You’re writing for you, not them.
7. Write third post, mention the Kardashians and add fun colorful images.
8. Get first comment.
9. Become obsessed with blogging.
10. Write posts every other day.
11. On the days you don’t write posts, think about brilliant ideas for posts.
12. Think about dumb ideas for posts.
13. Realize you have no way of differentiating what will be considered dumb or brilliant.
14. Keep at least…