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Category Archives: Humor
Fancy Coffee Friday: Comedy of Errors for the Accident Prone
Last week my post about the birds of Costa Rica was supposed to be followed by a post today about the bugs of Costa Rica. This is not that post. That post will happen next week. Why? Well, rather than … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Fancy Coffee Friday, Humor, Musings, Personal, Random Thoughts Tagged accident prone, birds, bugs, Cards Against Humanity, coffee spill, Costa Rica, doughnuts, Fancy Coffee Friday, insects, klutzy, movie final destination, soylent, The Simpsons It's still good, vacation, when pigs fly 6 Comments
Fancy Coffee Friday: The Morning After Christmas
The Morning After Christmas a poem… By The Amusing Muse It’s the Morning After Christmas and all through the farm, all the creatures were stirring but I’m snug and warm. The goats and chickens were fed, clucking and bleating … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Fancy Coffee Friday, Humor, Musings, Personal, poetry Tagged bad poetry, Boxing Day, Christmas, Fancy Coffee Friday, original poetry, poem, Saturnalia 4 Comments
Fancy Coffee Friday: I only needed a bra*
It is safe to say that I hold shopping for everything other than food and beverage in the same stead as things like pulling out a sliver, having a cavity worked on by the dentist or vomiting; these are all … Continue reading
Fancy Coffee Friday: Pumpkin Chili Recipe for Mr. Muse
I haven’t posted a recipe for a while and this morning as I rushed about the kitchen trying to get myself fed and watered before heading to the coffee shop for my fancy coffee, I asked Mr. Muse what he … Continue reading
Posted in Bartending, Blogging, Cooking, Gluten Free, Humor, Musings, Personal Tagged America's Test Kitchen Gluten Free Cookbook, America's Test Kitchen Gluten Free Flour Blend, Betty Crocker Cookbook, C. Montgomery Burns, Carr Valley Cheese, cilantro tastes like soap, eidetic memory, Excellent, Green's Gluten Free Beer, In This Moment Big Bad Wolf, margarita recipe, model Rachel Jay, Mr. Muse, mud pots, mudpots, Old Faithful geyser, Pancho's Backyard Cozumel Mexico, Penzeys Spices, Pumpkin chili recipe, Southern Buttermilk Cornbread, Suburban Style Challenge, the amusing muse, The Conscious Carnivore, wallaby milk, Wallaby Organic yogurt, Yellowstone National Park 4 Comments
Welcome, welcome! Let me get your coat. It’ll be in the guest room. Oh, don’t mind your shoes… the cats throw up on the carpet all the time and the sand gets into everything anyway. One of these years … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Humor, Musings, Personal Tagged being thankful, black leather, breathing, Chicken Poop Lip Junk, downshifting automatic transmission, gluten free mascara, In This Moment Whore, mouse traps, music with dirty lyrics, power strips, Thanksgiving 2014, the amusing muse, toilet paper, toothpaste 12 Comments
Fancy Coffee Friday: Lumbersexuals?
I’ll give you a moment to giggle over today’s blog post title. You can giggle over this video next. You done now? Okay, good – now I can get down to brass tacks. Imagine it, my driveway in southern Wisconsin … Continue reading
Fancy Coffee Friday*: Pinterest Failure #1
*So apparently trying to schedule posts from my phone just doesn’t work. Here is Friday’s post… on Sunday. I have always been an avid baker. My Mom made what I considered to be the most delicious bars and snack cakes … Continue reading
Sunday Morning: Heathens Greetings – Happy Ishtar!
I hope you all have a wonderful Ishtar (pronounced like “Easter”… really). Please enjoy this image that I found on the Net: You’re welcome!
Posted in Blogging, Humor, Personal Tagged colored eggs, Heathens Greetings, Ishtar, Sunday Morning 5 Comments
Fake It Until You Feel It
Confidence is attractive. Confidence in one’s carriage, appearance and personality can make or break an entrance. In modeling, one of the things that is preached over-and-over to models, old and new alike, is to “Fake it until you feel it”. … Continue reading
Friday’s BIG ASS NEWS!
Can I just say that 2013 is turning into a TOTALLY AWESOME year?! Wait, I think I said it. *looks* Yep. I did. I said it. 2013 is turning into a TOTALLY AWESOME year!!!!!! I feel like I need to … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Humor, Modeling, Musings, Personal, Random Thoughts Tagged Bare Necessities, Home Clothes Free, Home Clothes Free blog, Islands Magazine, ISLANDS Magazine Blog, N Magazine, National Geographic magazine, Nieuw Amsterdam, Photographer Michael Cooney, photographer Shelly Strazis, The Big New Boat, The Naturist Society 11 Comments