Author Archives: The Amusing Muse

About The Amusing Muse

Deep thinker whose mind operates at warped speed. Philosopher pondering the big (and little) things in life. Storyteller. Office Ninja. Model. Teller of bad jokes. User of big words.

Fancy Coffee Friday: Sweet Basil Jesus!

Did you ever walk out to your garden and think, “Holy SHIT! What am I going to do with all of this basil?!” No? Well, that was me this last week. I was ambitious. I started seeds and have four, … Continue reading

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Fancy Coffee Friday: Assumptions, Suppositions, and Guesswork

I found myself this week in a shop I hadn’t been to in quite some time. The last time I was there, one of the employees with whom I’d had a good rapport and lots of banter complimented my appearance, … Continue reading

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Fancy Coffee Friday: Life Lessons

I found myself the other weekend, dirt up to my elbows, being asked by a friend, and now-tenant, if they could help me with anything. In my mind, I hesitated, I didn’t want to impose, but then I knew what … Continue reading

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Fancy Coffee Friday: Hero Worship?

I’m going to start off with this: last Friday sucked in a very, very bad way.

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Fancy Coffee Friday: Incremental

I reached for my glass, happening to glance in the direction in which I was reaching, and looked. Then I stared. Then I grinned.

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Fancy Coffee Friday: Letter To The Editor

Letter To The Editor Dear Editor, Where has your publication gone? I initially sat down to write a letter to complain that I’d like to be refunded my subscription, but then I realized that I don’t pay for your publication. … Continue reading

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Fancy Coffee Friday: No YOU’RE Distracted

I have a confession to make: I’m easily distracted.

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