The hang-up. We all get them, particularly at the office, and usually from Robo-Dialers. I hate those damn Robo-Dialers. A typical workday at the office sees me answering the phone for about a dozen hang-ups; add to that at last 2-4 phone calls from “Rachel from Cardholder Services” (that bitch!), and then there are the calls from Big State Industrial Supply where “Michael” (not his real name I imagine, and he likes to attempt to change his voice – it doesn’t work) likes to sexually harass me when I tell him the boss isn’t around (thankfully I haven’t heard from him in a while). I’ve determined that my normal greeting takes me 4.5 seconds to get out (in one breath), multiplied by an average of 15 hang-ups and Auto Message calls, and that is 1 minute, seven and a half seconds of my day wasted. You know what? I didn’t want to talk to them anyway…
My Bio: The Quick & Dirty
Sarah, The Amusing Muse, is a Renaissance Woman. She's also a “Triple Threat”, singing in the shower, dancing in the kitchen and acting like “it's all about her”. Sarah believes that experiences make us who we are and who we'll become. Raised by a family of Storytellers, she was taught early on to question everything and use language. She became a ponderer and a Storyteller. All of her stories have truth to them, in part or in whole. Sarah maintains a strict policy of opening the door whenever Opportunity comes knocking. Mundane and ordinary to strange and unusual, she's living it all. She's even worked out the title of her life story! (For when she gets around to writing it.)Hey! I’m on Twitter!
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